Spain, what the hell did you do now?! I bet you're off fighting wars or out playing with cute kids or whatever, but just tell me, damn it! I-I'm so hungry...

...No, the squirrels followed me here and peed in the bed again!

[ooc: Backlogged-it's still the 19th in my time zone! So er, yeah.]

Where the heck am I?! This sure as hell isn't my house, and these definitely aren't my pictures, even if the girl I'm with is very lovely. And who changed my clothes?! This better not be a part of one of France's plans! If that perverted bastard kidnapped me, I'll...throw tomatoes at him! Chigiiii! Or what if I'm captured? If there's anyone out ( Read more... )